"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
LET’S MAKE THE MOST OF THE NIGHT LIKE WE’RE GONNA DIE YOUNG
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
Van Gogh thought that too
That is really, really inspiring, actually.